"i honestly don’t remember doing that" -me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)
August 20th | 175659

guinevere fest » day two: favourite quote

sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

August 20th | 325166
How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

August 20th | 333046

my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

August 20th | 512515

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

August 20th | 680635

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

August 20th | 406196

ruinedchildhood:

To all the “90’s kids” who complain about how we need to “BRING THE 90’s BACK!”….THIS is why we shouldn’t.

tonidorsay:

Art by Heather Theurer

That amazing LILO one though, with a secret appearance of nemo…

August 20th | 198878 | tagged: disney. bye.

dare-for-distances:

The fog caused the fireworks to change the sky color

August 20th | 98895

owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

image

August 20th | 464328

disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

image

August 20th | 165048 | tagged: xmen. the cruciatus queue.
me to every love triangle: have you considered threesomes tho
August 20th | 1232

albrie:

lanceterry:

albrie:

when 6 bloggers share a hotel room…

I counted 5

who do you think took the fucking photo

August 20th | 370785
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